The Guardian, 19th March 2016

Ms Pendleton at Cheltenham

Comes riding home in fifth

Tory shock at resignation

Of Iain Duncan Smith.

Welfare cuts salami-sliced

PIP’s been hit.

Sofabeds are now half price:

OJ did it did it.

Belgian terrorist on the run

Chocolate eggs from Lidl

Hot cross buns are on page one

Cops are on the fiddle.

Hinkley Point is very bad

Women are seen as totty.

Lot of sex Paul Flowers had.

PM’s on Lanzarote.

A Palestinian teacher won –

She lets them ‘play and learn’.

Migrant deal with Turkey done.

Some physics stuff from Cern.

Musharraf’s travel ban lifted.

Putin’s wants western schism.

Hulk Hogan’s sex-tape sifted.

Labour’s lefty anti-semitism.

A pianist was killed at home.

Trump’s got a massive lead.

Power to you from Vodafone.

It was really quite a read.

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