VW Eye Sore

Stood there in the car park down by our blocks

‘S an old abandoned old VW

– a Beatle, reg. o-two, metallic blue.

Its cracked-in windscreen’s been done in by rocks.

It was probably nicked, but no one’s seen;

The police and the council ain’t clocked it.

Its lights are hanging out, un-socketed;

The right passenger door’s been ripped off clean.

It’s so depressing, I can’t look no more,

The wing mirrors are dangling off of it;

There’s a massive big dent in the bonnet.

Why’s it parked outside my effing flat for?

The bloody thing’s just a bin full of shit.

If it ain’t gone soon I’ll have a right fit.



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